Report #2227

Sasquatch haz clawz in stoodpid hoomanz insulator he bitezez it too......

Report #2226

Evidence leaked! Dis was secretly photographed by Celing Cat Agentz.....process of Tranzformatshun in progressz to Minionz of Basement Catz at Secretz Labzzz...

Report #2225

Minionz in trainingz says ugly blue thingz must die...Sasquatch bitez itzzz

Report #2224

Stoopid hooman not knowz dat Emerald haz clawz readyz to stickz in headz. Basement Catz iz pleezedz wif Emerald.....hooman iz stoopid

Report #2223

Clawzez other kitteh make tailz sorez. Instrucshunz to look evilz no work for kitteh

Report #2222

Evil Poltree iz waitingz for Sasquatch to comez outz for poltree to pekzzzz himz

Report #2221

I haz fooled hooman nowz. Hooman iz stoopid. Hooman takez home cutez Celing Kitteh. Sasquatch iz Minions of Basement Cat. Stoopid hooman